Here are some other things I like: Reno NV (I used to live there. I'm from there. It's nice.), eating at Red Lobster, WWE (seriously), drinking the worst beer I can find, cool stuff, and stupid stuff.
When I go to bro bars I feel like a pro wrestler, because when I walk into the room really, really shitty music is playing.
I went to do my laundry tonight. Got as far as putting two items into the washer…then proceeded to lay on my bed for the rest of the night.
I’m filing that story under “what’s the deal with having a washer/dryer in your unit?”
I will forgive you for being on the phone during the entire transaction if you forgive me for making a mess at your slurpee station…then not telling you about it, because you were on the phone and I didn’t want to be rude.